His Royal Lameness
if there was an all time LAME-O award, i'd give it to none other than Mr.K who is famously known for being lame and stupid...he has no substance whatsoever and I repeat, I crown him His Royal Lameness.
His Royal Lameness has weird vicious cycles of lameness where he finds a victim to secrete his lameness on...and who better a victim than me? Like i told lolo, I'd kill my brain cells and die of a heart attack talking to him cause His Royal Lameness is so strong that he's just LAME period. He's not lame funny but just lame LAME...u get the point...
to provide evidence of his lameness (proof that no one other than him deserves this Lame-O award), i have 3 scenarios involving His Royal Lameness (HRL):
scene 1
(me and reg was just sitting and chatting when HRL walked over)
HRL : eh, what's the date today?
me : I think it's 23rd or 24th...why ler?
HRL : I want the whole date wor...
me : it's 23rd of march
HRL : which year
me : 2006
HRL : you sure ar?
me : erm yea...why ler?
HRL : sure?
me : yes...
HRL : (pauses)
-awkward silence-
HRL : nolar, i just wanted to trick you
me : erm okay (i was looking like this --> =_=lll)
HRL : i wanted to see if you're really sure it's 2006
me : erm well if u wanted to trick you should've just asked the date...i mean the date is more confusing right? normally people are more sure about the year...
-end-
Lame-O-meter _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 85%
scene 2
(me, HRL and another guy were busy putting brochures into folders for the event we were helping out in upstairs)
HRL : eh, what's her name ar?
guy : erm, shu ling
HRL : oh...ok...sorry i forgot your name ar...
me : it's ok...doesn't really matter...dun bother anyway
HRL : nolar, i actually remember...air suling ma...(for the slow ones it's distilled water, which we know so much about in bio and sciences)
me : (looking like this again --> =_=lll)
er...well it's ok la...last time people also used to call me that...doesn't matter...whatever la...
-end-
Lame-O-meter _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 70%
scene 3
(i just came out from class and His Royal Lameness walked over to me)
HRL : eh, hi fatty!
me : er...hi... (wanted so badly to roll my eyes)
HRL : what's your name again ar? i forgot...erm erm erm...(looking really frustrated trying to remember my name)
me : it's okay la...don't bother remembering...(i was thinking in my mind, this fella really lame...last time also like that)
HRL : erm, it's shu ling right? (suddenly looking all bright cause he miraculously remembered my name)
me : it doesn't really matter la...seriously...dun worry...forget, forget la...
(HRL stood there beside me with a VERY LONG moment of awkward silence)
-end-
Lame-O-meter _ _ _ _ 40%
see?? see his lameness?? I am so totally immune to his lameness now i just ignore him...in scene 2, pls lah, people only call names like "air suling" in high school okay...u're in UNI/college now...still so childish...pretend u forget my name just to make me react to air suling...like i was supposed to go like "yer, why call me air suling" or something...
in scene 3, which happened today, he was so lame to the point i just felt like "okay, here we go again...the name thing"...how lame can someone be??? and seriously, whether he remembers my name or not, it doesn't really matter to me...who cares if he forgets my name? I dun care...plus, him calling me fatty was like "hello, did i insult you before? why do you have to call me names?"
If he was a close friend, i maybe wouldn't mind cause after all we are frens and are more open...plus, good frens know that these are just joking remarks...however I am NO CLOSE FRIEND of His Royal Lameness and i dun even consider him a friend...accquaintance maybe but friend, NO~ i dun even talk to him one ok...he just comes over and tries to be lame with me...and i dun even think he knows he's lame... =_=lll
if u have someone lamer than him...pls tell me, i'd like for them to meet up and be friends and to live among themselves where they can share similar lame thoughts and hopefully the risk of them hurting other's health due to their lameness will decrease greatly...
if there was an all time LAME-O award, i'd give it to none other than Mr.K who is famously known for being lame and stupid...he has no substance whatsoever and I repeat, I crown him His Royal Lameness.
His Royal Lameness has weird vicious cycles of lameness where he finds a victim to secrete his lameness on...and who better a victim than me? Like i told lolo, I'd kill my brain cells and die of a heart attack talking to him cause His Royal Lameness is so strong that he's just LAME period. He's not lame funny but just lame LAME...u get the point...
to provide evidence of his lameness (proof that no one other than him deserves this Lame-O award), i have 3 scenarios involving His Royal Lameness (HRL):
scene 1
(me and reg was just sitting and chatting when HRL walked over)
HRL : eh, what's the date today?
me : I think it's 23rd or 24th...why ler?
HRL : I want the whole date wor...
me : it's 23rd of march
HRL : which year
me : 2006
HRL : you sure ar?
me : erm yea...why ler?
HRL : sure?
me : yes...
HRL : (pauses)
-awkward silence-
HRL : nolar, i just wanted to trick you
me : erm okay (i was looking like this --> =_=lll)
HRL : i wanted to see if you're really sure it's 2006
me : erm well if u wanted to trick you should've just asked the date...i mean the date is more confusing right? normally people are more sure about the year...
-end-
Lame-O-meter _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 85%
scene 2
(me, HRL and another guy were busy putting brochures into folders for the event we were helping out in upstairs)
HRL : eh, what's her name ar?
guy : erm, shu ling
HRL : oh...ok...sorry i forgot your name ar...
me : it's ok...doesn't really matter...dun bother anyway
HRL : nolar, i actually remember...air suling ma...(for the slow ones it's distilled water, which we know so much about in bio and sciences)
me : (looking like this again --> =_=lll)
er...well it's ok la...last time people also used to call me that...doesn't matter...whatever la...
-end-
Lame-O-meter _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 70%
scene 3
(i just came out from class and His Royal Lameness walked over to me)
HRL : eh, hi fatty!
me : er...hi... (wanted so badly to roll my eyes)
HRL : what's your name again ar? i forgot...erm erm erm...(looking really frustrated trying to remember my name)
me : it's okay la...don't bother remembering...(i was thinking in my mind, this fella really lame...last time also like that)
HRL : erm, it's shu ling right? (suddenly looking all bright cause he miraculously remembered my name)
me : it doesn't really matter la...seriously...dun worry...forget, forget la...
(HRL stood there beside me with a VERY LONG moment of awkward silence)
-end-
Lame-O-meter _ _ _ _ 40%
see?? see his lameness?? I am so totally immune to his lameness now i just ignore him...in scene 2, pls lah, people only call names like "air suling" in high school okay...u're in UNI/college now...still so childish...pretend u forget my name just to make me react to air suling...like i was supposed to go like "yer, why call me air suling" or something...
in scene 3, which happened today, he was so lame to the point i just felt like "okay, here we go again...the name thing"...how lame can someone be??? and seriously, whether he remembers my name or not, it doesn't really matter to me...who cares if he forgets my name? I dun care...plus, him calling me fatty was like "hello, did i insult you before? why do you have to call me names?"
If he was a close friend, i maybe wouldn't mind cause after all we are frens and are more open...plus, good frens know that these are just joking remarks...however I am NO CLOSE FRIEND of His Royal Lameness and i dun even consider him a friend...accquaintance maybe but friend, NO~ i dun even talk to him one ok...he just comes over and tries to be lame with me...and i dun even think he knows he's lame... =_=lll
if u have someone lamer than him...pls tell me, i'd like for them to meet up and be friends and to live among themselves where they can share similar lame thoughts and hopefully the risk of them hurting other's health due to their lameness will decrease greatly...
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